dental humour

A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.

“Now young man,” asked the dentist, “”what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?”
“Chocolate please,” replied the youngster.

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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: Two hundred dollars.
Patient: Two hundred dollars for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.

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